"If Gandalf the Wizard were to choose a scripting language, he would choose Perl."

"My future bar bill is now immense, possessing gravitational mass in its own right. "

"under the auspices of a secret project for the National Security Agency known as the "Blacker," he decided to create a new language by raiding a primeval soup of technologies"

"In a pure computer language world, you could visit the local cinema in an infinite number of ways; for example, you could float up to 10,000 feet, disappear, and then rematerialize in your favorite seat to watch The Lord of the Rings."

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"It just isn't always clear what has changed"

"Having read Stephen Hawking's Universe in a Nutshell (Bantam Press, 2001), we know that travelling backwards in time is impossible "