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I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than [a] string.

ÑScott Adams"

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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.

ÑMickey Mouse
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"infinity (Infinity)"

"    <xsl:choose>
      <xsl:when test="$day-of-the-week = 0">Sunday</xsl:when>
      <xsl:when test="$day-of-the-week = 1">Monday</xsl:when>
      <xsl:when test="$day-of-the-week = 2">Tuesday</xsl:when>
      <xsl:when test="$day-of-the-week = 3">Wednesday</xsl:when>
      <xsl:when test="$day-of-the-week = 4">Thursday</xsl:when>
      <xsl:when test="$day-of-the-week = 5">Friday</xsl:when>
      <xsl:when test="$day-of-the-week = 6">Saturday</xsl:when>
      <xsl:otherwise>
          error: <xsl:value-of select="$day-of-the-week"/>
        </xsl:otherwise>
    </xsl:choose>"
    
"5.1.2.1 Too much whitespace"

nice:

"Five columns of numbers in row major order:
        10 |        3.5 |       4.44 |    77.7777 |         -8 |
         1 |        444 |     1.1234 |       7.77 |  3.1415927 |
        10 |          9 |          8 |          7 |        666 |
      5555 |   -4444444 |      22.33 |         18 |      36.54 |
        43 |      99999 |     999999 |    9999999 |         32 |
        64 |   -64.0001 |
   
Five columns of numbers in column major order:
        10 |        444 |          8 |         18 |         32 |
       3.5 |     1.1234 |          7 |      36.54 |         64 |
      4.44 |       7.77 |        666 |         43 |   -64.0001 |
   77.7777 |  3.1415927 |       5555 |      99999 |
        -8 |         10 |   -4444444 |     999999 |
         1 |          9 |      22.33 |    9999999 |"
         

"You can find pictures anywhere. It's simply a matter of noticing things and organizing them.

ÑElliott Erwitt

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The brilliant moves we occasionally make would not have been possible without the prior dumb ones.

ÑStanley Goldstein"